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fyeahewingandbarnes: Changing of the Guard.

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Changing of the Guard.

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m7storyteller:

Julie Gonzalo as Rebecca Barnes and Josh Henderson as John Ross Ewing

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MY OTP OF DALLAS TNT

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Now that Breaking Bad is finished, Aaron Paul should do a guest...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 00:22:56 -0500

Now that Breaking Bad is finished, Aaron Paul should do a guest stint on Shameless.

I married you…I love you.

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I married you…I love you.

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My Ninth Grade attempted at creative writing.

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 01:04:00 -0500

For my English class in April 2002, I read the Hobbit and had to do a special project about the book. I chose to do a talk show. Here are my efforts before I knew the basic techniques of writing. Sorry for the overuse of the word, “well.” :)

LORD OF THE EAGLES

INTERVIEW

Announcer: “Tonight’s guests are the Lord of the Eagles, Bombur the dwarf and Beorn. Here’s your host, Candice Marshall.”

Candice: “Thank you all for coming. Well, our first guest comes from the Misty Mountains. He is a Lord. (pauses) Not our Lord, but the eagles Lord. With a great round of applause, please welcome the Lord of the Eagles.”

(audience applauds and in walks the Lord of the Eagles)

Candice: “First off, thank you for coming.”

Lord of the Eagles: “It was my pleasure. I will do anything to get out of the mountains for a day, free of charge.”

Candice: “We do try to please our guests.”

Lord: “I am very pleased.”

Candice: “My first question is one you probably have heard a lot. How did you become Lord of the Eagles?”

Lord: “Actually no one has asked me that question, because they assume they already know the answer. Well, my father wasn’t the previous Lord of the Eagles. He was actually the Lord’s guard.”

(Candice sits at her desk shocked while the audience is stunned. Finally, Candice speaks.)

Candice: “Interesting! This is news to me.”

Lord: “I love to shock people and other things, especially that time when I shocked the Goblins.”

Candice: “When was this?”

Lord: “When wasn’t it? I shocked them all the time.”

Candice: “Can you tell us about one account?”

Lord: “Well, of course as modest as I am, I don’t like to brag, but since you obviously are trying to beat the story out of me.” (He clears his throat.)

(Audience laughs)

Candice: “Well I don’t know about that. Actually, you’re acting like you are about to wet your pants.”

Lord: “Wet my pants!! I am an eagle. I don’t wear pants. All I wear are a gold crown and fifteen chieftain golden collars.”

Candice: “Where did you get the gold from?”

Lord: “Some dwarf friends of mine. Now back to what I was saying. (pause) What was I saying?”

(Audience member shouts, “You never finished telling us how you became Lord of the Eagles.”)

Lord: “Oh, I forgot. Well the Lord of the Eagles, before me, had a son that later died by the hands of man.”

Candice: “How did the man kill him?”

Lord: “Shot an arrow in his heart.”

(Audience disgusted)

Lord: “Oh, I forgot to tell you that the Lord of the Eagles was my uncle. So on his deathbed he appointed me to be the next Lord of the Eagles.”

Candice: “Okay, but you didn’t tell us why the man killed your cousin.”

Lord: “He thought my cousin was after the sheep so he shot him.”

Candice: “Do you think the reason eagles are endangered is because men keep killing them for pointless reasons?”

Lord: “Yes, but there are many factors in the endangerment of eagles. Too many to get into now.”

Candice: “Well we aren’t going to make you. We fear you might wet your pants.”

(Audience laughs)

Candice: “I have a question that I should have asked you before. What do your wife call you?”

Lord: “Lordy, Lordy.”

(Audience laughs lightly)

Candice: “What is your given name?”

Lord: “Bald Eagle.” (says sarcastically)

(Audience laughs)

Candice: Trying not to feel shamed “What does your mother call you?”

Lord: “Baldy.” (He takes off his toupee)

(Audience are cracking up.)

“My birth name is Bobney.”

Candice: “Bobney?”

Lord: “Yes, my father wanted my name to be Robert, and my mother wanted it to be Rodney so they compromised.”

Candice: “But why Bobney? They could have found a name that they both liked.”

Lord: “My parents are just ghetto like that.”

(Audience laughs)

Candice: “Changing the subject. How do you know Gandalf?”

Lord: “I met him many years ago when I had an arrow wound. He came and helped heal it.”

Candice: “That’s nice. Did you get the wound from trying to steal sheep?”

Lord: “Are you trying to get me in trouble? you know that is a very prejudice statement you just made.”

Candice: “Tell me how do you fell about being prejudged by men.”

Lord: “They don’t know my substance so it aggravates me to be judged on a stereotype. I think they need to start communicating by mouth not by arrow.”

(Audience claps.)

“As I was saying, I met Gandalf when he healed my arrow wound. I got to repay him the favor when he was in some trouble with the Goblins and the Wargs. The Goblins and the WArgs trapped him and his friends in trees. So I flew down there along with some other eagles, and we got them from down the tree.”

Candice: “Well I hate to interrupt you, but we have to take a commercial break.”

(Back from commercial break)

Candice: “Welcome back. Now Bobney, I can call you Bobney, right? (The Lord nods his head.) Did you help Gandalf and his friends, because he healed your arrow wound or because you just wanted to make the Goblins and Wargs angry?”

Lord: “A little bit of both. That’s try a hard question. That I would not like to answer anymore than I already have.”

Candice: “Well, excuse me.”

Lord: “No apologies.”

Candice: “Will it be too personal if I ask you why you dislike the Goblins?”

Lord: “Well when I was young, I had a human as a friend, and one day the Goblins captured my friend and his family and made them into slaves.”

Candice: “I am so sorry to hear that. What was your friend’s name?”

Lord: “Nathan Douglas.”

Candice: “Was he a woodsman?”

Lord: “Yes, indeed, and he was a fine one. He would do anything in order to survive. I miss him dearly.”

Candice: “Have you ever tried to find him?”

Lord: “Only once and never thought to look again.”

Candice: Before you go, I have to ask you how did you get involved in a five man war at Lonely Mountain?”

Lord: “There was a good chance of killing the Goblins, which we successfully did, and I was basically there to help a friend.”

Candice: “What a remarkable life you have led. And I thank you for coming.”

Lord: “My pleasure! You know being on this show has made me see a whole new light.”

Candice: “We just install those lights in yesterday.”

(Audience laughs)

“Up next, we will have a man who can change his mind at a drop of a dime.”

(Commercial break).

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logan/veronica meme | 10 scenes | 8/10

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The Teen Wolf cast has some Season 3 news… http://on.mtv.com/Xqmvxt

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